Tommy Conlan: A tale of mourning for Novak, Snoop, Pistol and Boo

It has long been common knowledge that you don’t mess with the frontline police.

Those street dogs have known for many years how strict Australia’s door policy can be. And in case they didn’t know, Johnny Depp’s dogs, Pistol and Boo, could have told him by threatening euthanasia after being kicked out of the country in 2015. In fact, Snoop Dogg (no relation) could have warned Johnny that the place was not safe for man or animal if he didn’t like the bite of your jib.